We are “sus as hell”. This may be the greatest achievement of NCD to date. We ride tricycles at dawn. Pom poms on handlebars.

Infecting a bunch of animals with deadly disease, then promptly losing containment of it on a remote island, is what really makes this fit for NCD.

Whataboutism is for those who do not know how to shit post. We are here to shit post or at least, throw a little shit at each other, tossing questions and comments in a bouncing, cow-filled cyclone of chaos and irony.

No…can anyone stop you?

Is this a selfie?

Precisely! Don’t make wine with Concord grapes and canned applesauce, which I am doing right now. What’s another one? Don’t let your airlocks run dry?

Lord, have mercy on our souls.

Based teacher. Documentation makes all the difference. Your descendants will need a record of your stupid shit mixed with brilliance.

Thank you for your sacrifice For Science. Mr. Spock would be proud.

Nah, my boi will do the right thing when the time comes.

You’re lecturing like it’s a Ted Talk and this is your one chance for glory, but this is a shitposting community. Shitposting means dark-gray-ish humor from and for people who already know the historical context of the memes and cartoons. This is not a freshman survey on the history of the 20th century Middle East, you’re just mentally masturbating.

Me too. I thought that shiz was a redaction of a model and serial number.

Based warning, I like this Tusk more and more. Everything from his name to his hoodie says, I just want to stand on the beach and drink a cold beer.

Ok, but this is NCD. Would you like a flute of Trader Joe’s finest champagne? It’s not very good, but it’s free.

Ok, so they have a turnstile and a detention center, but where are the wheels? EDIT: There’s an arm sticking out! WTH can you throw me a link so I can figure out why there’s an arm? Gotta be a screenshot from a vid, but the whole image is disturbing. Why is this all in a pole barn? Murder barn vibes.

Please. Don’t stoke the fires of Mordor. They’re cooling off. Please. Give it 10000 years.

You don’t catch Saddam yaddayaddaing for 2 hours about his Iraqi historical fantasies. He was busy learning to breathe through a pipe with a box fan stuck in it.

Dawww, you can’t stop their love! Do I need to memorize openings to be a chess player? Semi serious question.

It’s already deployed near Sudzha. There’s only one…but then, you only need one.

Well, since you called me “sir” like a polite person, I shall retort. I don’t care if you eat it, this is about being pedantic! You can go and eat kale!