Telling an angry person to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

There, i fixed it.

This is some real greetings card level “funny”

Lmao what kind of Facebook boomer humour is this

ok boomer

Can you prove that baptising a cat doesn’t work, though?

Damn, these women back then, they knew how to hold a cigarette with some elegance!

Yeah, but is that how she prefers to burble “Daddy”?