Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he’s waiting for customers.
Is this some stereotype I wasn’t aware of??
No, there’s just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast
It’s why he has to sit a lot between moving
Uses a lot of energy
The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-
Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-
That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.
Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life’s greatest mysteries.
The wife beater is just their office attire.
Now I’m imaging him clock out, go home, and put on a suit and tie as he heads to a dinner party.
