The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It’s been a decade and I’m still as large and hairy as I was back then.
My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?
Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might’ve naturally become a femboy.
Linus, as in tech tips right?
No, Linus as in sex tips.
Hahahahahahaha I can’t imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips 😂😂😂
Well, for people that don’t have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.
Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.
Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me…
If you cat a log, what would tail report?
First, you don’t “cat a log”, you “cut a log”. Second, tail will report that you’re not in the sudoers group.
Hey! I just saw the end of that!
Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?
Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.
Hmm… well that makes actually a lot of sense. Thanks!
Join me for my TempleOS AMA next week 👍.
One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it’s like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.
Have you checked the logs?
Because you also need to install Trenchcoat for it to work
What’s the effect of having rust in the kernel?
You have to disassemble it, clean the rust, assemble it back and put some extra oil in it so it doesn’t get rusty again.
The code is less readable
How many boot loaders do I need to boot the loader?
To boot the load, you only need one bootloader, and that is your prostate. Have no idea how women boot the load.
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What does
sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-rootdo? I found it on some sketchy article.It removes the root from the apple tree in Eden and saves Eve from making the first sin, humanity being banished from heaven and all that.
What’s the penguins name?
Lemmy.
Lemmy Kowalski, the famous musician-engineer??
No, Lemmy Kilmister.
Tux
Short for Tuxiodore? Tuxilliansen? Tuxander the Great?
(T)orvalds (U)ni(X)
Cardigan
Was linux created by linus tech tips?
Yes… most probably.
Linux sex tips
No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips
this weeks episode is why you should compile everything from source
Because… what sane person doesn’t…
What’s openSUSE? Is closedSUSE its cousin?
Closed suse is the “gay, but still can’t admit to his parrents” version of opensuse.
So someone suggested to me that Linux is amazing for gaming.
I decided to split boot and installed Mint and attempted to play Forza Horizon 5. It literally runs like a potato. Also my Logitech steering wheel doesn’t work and has major input lag.
Since you know so little about Linux, my question is what are you having for dinner?
Have no idea, still haven’t had breakfast…
How do I change the language to EN-US on redstar os?
You don’t. It’s designed to be unchagable. Only the supreme leader can change that.
sudo = supreme leader do
In the locale picker it’s called YEE-HAW not EN-US 👍
Follow up: how to change to french on templeOS?
You have to recode the kernel in french.
Recompile le kernel
Oui.
What does the GNU stands for in Linux?
Going to Nut in Unix
Correct
What’s the cp command?
It does creepy pedo things on your files.
Except for PDF files, they’re kindred spirits.
Yes, they’re the only exception, though there are efforts to get them working with the cp command.
it sends your files directly to the communist party of china
Under Ubuntu based distros, which package fixes Clangs ability to find C++ headers in Vscode
The
clang-find-cpp-headers-in-vscode-devpackage.close, its libstdc+±12-dev 😔
Yeah, some distros have the acronym instead of the full name.
What does the X stand for?
X is short for X-Rated. No person under the age of 18 is supposed to use X. Of course, this doesn’t mean that there are no documented cases of minors using X, which has seriously affected their mental health.
And what about the X in Linux?
Come to think of it, what does Linux stand for?
Linus Is Nuts, Use X.
