I wouldn’t want to try explain to my dog why wishing we could be together forever is a bad wish

I always like to think that if my female toy poodle could talk she would sound like a fat biker and scream slurs at things all day long

The idea of the inner monologue of my cute teddy bear dog sounding like the guy from rogue warrior always brings me a chuckle

In the other post someone posted a comic that goes:

“I wish to swap bodies with the human”

“I wish they couldn’t talk anymore”