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"Dear Mr. CEO,
You’ve done such a great job this year with whatever it is you do. We bought you Dominoes as compensation. The whole company.
Thank you for your hard work,"
I mean, CEOs don’t work hard or make extraordinary accomplishments, so they clearly don’t deserve these blessèd pizza parties.
Why do you think they hoard wealth? So they can live life as a perpetual pizza party.
great song
Oh you just know they have a lot of Cheese Pizza amirite
Their pizza is just a money, car, and jet topped pizza and they request it be without crust, cheese or sauce.
CEOs are full from all the expensive steak dinners they expense to a corporate card.
Yeah, there’s no way they could afford those w/o the corporate card.
