Socialism is when the government does stuff.

And it’s more socialism for the more stuff it does.

And if it does a real lot of stuff, it’s Communism.

Communism is when you have two cows, and the government takes both.

Communism is when uhh no iphone venezuela

When I eat all the grain

Communism is when the spoon is comically big.

Communism is an economic system characterized by exploitation where a hereditary political elite owns most or all property, and anyone that doesn’t own property is forced to work for them in exchange for the lowest wage possible without triggering revolt.