Is this your kid nephew’s “museum”?

“Old” is not 20 years and that is not a goddamn discman. Sorry, Ralphie. You can do better.

This thing is so recent it could play MP3s… The first Discman was released in 1984. I’m actually really confused why they picked such a recent version, the technology was almost phased out when this thing was released. FFS the original iPod came out a year before this thing…