Women will never be interested in my paranoid rants about big tech and surveillance states
Holy shit that’s my comment lmao. I’m going through top posts and just upvoted my own damn comment because I thought it was funny. I really legitimately laughed at my own joke
Have you tried presenting them in the form of a sonnet? I hear chicks dig poetry.
My girlfriend said not too 😔 Can’t tell if she thinks it would be too effective and I might attract other women or if she doesn’t want to hear it 🤔
I admit it, it’s true. Every since I got into Warhammer 40K I’ve had so much sex with tons of beautiful women. It’s gotten so bad that I now get an erection, every time I look at the Emperor of Mankind
‘now’ you get an erection when you look at the Emperor of Mankind?
Meaning… you didn’t before?
YES COMMISSAR, THAT’S THE HERETIC RIGHT THERE
Not gonna lie. Guys who put that much passion and attention to detail into their hobbies: That’s hot yo.
wait, that’s how you impresses girls? oh shit I’ve been doing it all wrong.
Don’t worry, it has to be painted good to impress the ladies.
why are you so cruel?
