“sir we’ve successfully bled every penny from the millennials, they’ll never save a dime. Everything they make will be immediately paid back out. The only way to make more from them is to pay them more.”

“Ok, give them all a raise”

After 20 minutes of roaring laughter, the boss wipes the tears from his eyes

“Ok no seriously just milk gen X and the boomers next.”

“Life under capitalism has become unlivable and we won’t acknowledge the issue, and instead will blame COVID and market crash.”