Dane to Getafe! Here we go!
We’re like three posts away from a ‘Ten Hag caught mainlining heroin’ article.
A 53 year old male suspect was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
A 53 year old Manchester based football manager, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United’s 3-0 loss to Luton Town
I AM THE DANGER!
Ten Hag caught caught for his meth empire
And it still won’t be the worst news to come out from the club
“Ten Hag part of Amsterdam-based anti-Semetic arms smuggling ring funneling Dutch missiles to Hamas”
United really coming for the FC Hollywood title.
Don’t give us too much credit. We’re more like FC Reality TV
Since Messi and Neymar left PSG we naturally jumped up the ladder. We were next in line
This is Bollywood and Hollywood combined already
I thought it was a joke that he was Rashford’s brother and it was just a coincidence they shared the same surname
Nah if you see his face you know they’re related.
would be a pretty weird/shit joke even by r/soccer standards
I’m a member of r/soccercirclejerk and it would be a high brow joke over there. Mainly because it didn’t mention Benzema 15
that sub stopped being funny since they normalized being a yankee.
His brother was charged with Domestic Violence.
Not new to Man United
Club legend status secured.
In fact they might even sign Dane Rashford now!
The united way!
United fans about to claim someone just put their foot under his when he was taking a step.
At least one Rashford can hit a target
LOL you couldn’t make this shit up if you tried
United are challenging barca for europe biggest drama queen.
Challenging? They’ve far surpassed Barca in the dramatics
Just wait until Piques next interview!
lmfao. did you start following this season?
At least Barça’s drama is fun with Tebas and levers. United’s drama is somehow always related to domestic abuse which is just sad
Barca’s bribing case creates a lot of drama.
He was previously arrested for hanging out with TAA’s brother.
I think at this point United would be well advised to bring in Shamans. The club must be cursed, this entire season is like one never-ending nightmare so far.
…that being said, as a Galatasaray fan I’m legally obliged to say that I hope that the on-field performances don’t get better any time soon
Marcus plays on the right wing once and this happens
It says he’s the “manager” (agent?) in this post, but I believe his other brother, Dwaine Maynard, is his actual agent (named on official documents in last 2 contracts).
They’re both directors of the agency, but just thought it was worth clarifying.
I have to say he sounds like an absolute arsehole from the details released!
Both of his brothers have represented him, maybe Dane is the more recent one
Yep, I think so.
It always looks worse in slow motion
Getafe here we go?
Wasn’t this already posted last night?
United are an absolute fecal catastrophe of a club and its glorious