LOL you mean their marketing is a giant lie, and completely ignores the lengths they go to to make their devices unrepairable!? I’m shocked!

Apple could use Coca Cola’s defence on the vitamin water lawsuit.

“no consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking vitaminwater was a healthy beverage.”

No reasonable customer should believe their products is carbon neutral.

Unless the product is fucking logs found in the woods.

Great thing we actually have organizations to shit down this shenanigans.