- Schumer asked Biden to step aside.
- DNC pushed back nomination process.
- Biden now more open to notion of stepping down for Harris.
All this reported in like the last hour or two. Shit is getting insane.
Alright, look, everybody just stay calm.
Imagine the timeline of Trump getting assassinated and Biden dying of COVID within weeks of each other.
…I think we’re in the Bad Place?
… Snark Urge figured it out?! Oh, this is a real low point…
*SNAP*
It didn’t work. By all means though, please keep trying.
One time in Jacksonville I got a virus named after me because I kissed a bat on a dare.
Listen, folks. We’re in the “here’s how Bernie can still win” timeline. The first step is for Biden’s COVID to be extremely virulent, and then for Trump to have another funny little guy with a gun and wacky intentions in his rear /s
Haha. Funny joke, but lets search and verif-
oh…
Searched before I even scrolled, friend.
sigh
Did Biden just Cabbage himself?
I watched a video yesterday on Biden’s terms to step down, posted 16 min before. Then I look to the suggested videos and there’s one from 4 minutes ago that he had contracted covid. Not laughing at him getting sick, but the actual irony and humor of the situation was so funny.