The fear of a resume gap is pretty tyrannical, I think a better solution than being afraid of ever going a while without a job would be resolve to just lie if you have to. Plus there’s a variety of ways to make money other than a job, not all of which are illegal.
Right up until the money runs out and you get evicted because nobody will hire you.
Could always sell drugs.
For legal purposes this comment is a joke. Don’t sell drugs. Drugs are bad.
Cool, cool, cool.
Ok, so what drugs are you selling?
Oh I wish it was cool, it’s been so hot lately but I guess that’s how it’s going to be from here on out.
Definitely not selling weapons-grade LSD
The fear of a resume gap is pretty tyrannical, I think a better solution than being afraid of ever going a while without a job would be resolve to just lie if you have to. Plus there’s a variety of ways to make money other than a job, not all of which are illegal.