Did he get caught cheating again
Bro no one wants to play this break
Left the oven on
I was about to write the same joke.
Who on earth is playing left back then
I’ll give it ago if no one else wants to
Ziyech is magically english now.
Ashley Cole
Probably Rico Lewis at this rate
Havertz
I would guess either Rico Lewis, Marc Guehi or Bakayo Saka.
Bukayo, get the Star Boy’s name right.
He adds to happiness dammit
The triumphant return of Left Baka
Reading this as an anime weeb is pretty funny
Reading this as a non weeb is pretty funny
Please let my boy rest
No way Saka plays LB, he hasn’t played there in years and is far more effective as a winger.
I hope everything’s okay!
ty hun xox
Hopefully not a home invasion/robbery. This is purely my own speculation, but it was my first thought because these things happen when scumbags know the footballer is away (and sometimes happen while they’re home as well, I know).
Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a need to not play football for a few minutes
England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.
Realisation that he’s out of his depth
Did he suddenly discover he had his wife’s car keys?
Perhaps he ran out of snus.