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Start Time: 12:00 CET / 11:00 GMT / 6:00 AM ET / 3:00 AM PT

Venue: Estadio Municipal de Butarque

Participants:

Name Species Represented team
Tamarro Monkey FC Andorra
Sisa Fly Girona
Rojillo and Rojilla Human Osasuna
Cacho Bear Racing
Garra Bear Oviedo
Groguet Submarine Villarreal
Txurdin Ball Real Sociedad
Super Pepino Cucumber Leganes
Indi Raccoon Atleti
Palmerin Palm Tree Real Betis
Pio-Pio Canary Las Palmas
Amunt Bat Valencia
Dimonio Devil Mallorca
Morciyeti Yeti Burgos
Pepe Zorillo Fox Real Valladolid
Dragones Dragon Huesca

Events:

Pre-event notes: The mascots will compete in six events: 100m obstacle course, 100m sprint, cucumber throw, MLS-style penalty shootout, relay race and an online vote.

12:20 - The mascots are being introduced to the crowd

12:40 - Relay one of the obstacle course event starts, starring Tamarro, Indi, Palmerin and Yeti. Tamarro gets a head start on everyone and proceeds to knock over every obstacle, so Pelmerin and Morciyeti manage to overtake him; Indi finishes dead last

12:43 - Relay two includes Sisa, Dragones, Pio-Pio and Super Pepino. Sisa leaves everyone behind from the first second and wins the relay; Pio-Pio just about beats Dragones and Super Pepino finishes way behind everyone

12:47 Relay three includes Dimonio, Rojillo, Garra and Cacho. Rojillo knocks down everything in his path to build a lead, but Dimonio makes a remarkable comeback between the cones and takes this one. The two bears finish way behind.

12:50 - Relay four includes Txurdin, Amunt, Pepe Zorillo and Groguet. Amunt leads from the get-go and doesn’t give anyone else a fighting chance; the rest finish as follows: Groguet, Pepe Zorillo and Txurdin

12:55 - The first relay of the 100m sprint: Tamarro, Indi, Palmerin, Morciyeti, Sisa, Dragones, Pio-Pio and Super Pepino are in lanes 1 through 8. Palmerin and Morciyeti get the best start but at 50m Morciyeti leaves Palmerin behind and by 100 meters the Burgos mascot’s win is undisputed; Tamarro, Sisa and Indi catch up to Palmerin, the rest are far behind

13:00 - The second relay of the 100m sprint: Dimonio, Rojilla, Garra Cacho, Txurdin, Amunt, Pepe Zorillo and Groguet in lanes 1-8. Amunt gets the best start, but Rojilla manages a remarkable comeback to take first place, Dimonio takes the bronze medal

13:11 - The cucumber throw event is starting up:

Name meters
Tamarro [unknown]
Sisa 33.17
Rojillo and Rojilla xx
Cacho xx
Garra 11.92
Groguet 21.18
Txurdin 22.39
Super Pepino 20.41
Indi 21.39
Palmerin 18.44
Pio-Pio 18
Amunt 30.56
Dimonio 23.24
Morciyeti 17.76
Pepe Zorillo 16.25
Dragones 31.20

Points Table

Name Points
Tamarro 25
Sisa 25
Amunt 25
Dimonio 25
Rojillo and Rojilla 18
Groguet 18
Palmerin 18
Pio-Pio 18
Pepe Zorillo 15
Dragones 15
Cacho 15
Indi 15
Garra 12
Txurdin 12
Super Pepino 12
Morciyeti 12

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