saw this pointed out here and felt it deserved it’s own post
let me mention that this is exactly the sort of argument I’ve seen pedophilia enthusiasts break out many times:
hmm, we thoughtful inquirers should look at this incredibly tenous evidence I’ve curated. it raises questions about whether we should be superrrrr chill about sex with children. questions with answers that, I’m sold on!
Someone should do a rewrite of “A Modest Proposal” in the form of one of these EA posts. It’d probably do pretty well.
I did 80 hours of study on this, and turns out that the children had only negative QALYs (from now on NQALYs), and the reduction of poor parents surplus children actually increased the total QALYs (and that is not even counting the benefits you get from using the children), therefore in this essay I will…
It is funny, some of them are so afraid of paperclip generators while they don’t realize that they themselves can easily be made to believe horrible things if you just back it up with enough stats, papers and contrarian blog posts.
they would wholeheartedly embrace it in propoprtion to how awful the conclusion was
Something something Poe’s law, something something. Honestly some of the shit i’ve read should have been satire, but noooooo.
Someone ask an LLM to rewrite the OP in the style of A Modest Proposal, I don’t want to be put on a list.
Ethical use for gpt 4?
Given that the energy cost would probably kill off a significant portion of bumblebees or something, it’d have to do a lot of damage to TESCREAL to be worth it, just on utilitarian grounds alone. Given that these people seem to lack self awareness I don’t think satire would have any appreciable effect on them.
counterpoint: my GALY (giggle adjusted life year) would skyrocket
countercounterpoint: I did my best. Had to jump through a bunch of hoops to get through the content barriers. Here’s the result:
Cause Prioritization Analysis: “Kid Meat” as a Sustainable Choice Empowering Lower-Income Irish Families
Scale:
Neglectedness:
Tractability:
Conclusion:
Strengths:
Challenges:
Overall Assessment:
Next Steps:
By navigating these challenges and leveraging the strengths of the initiative, “Kid Meat” aims to create a sustainable market opportunity that not only supports ethical consumption but also directly contributes to the economic empowerment of lower-income Irish families, aligning with consumers’ interests in supporting marginalized communities.
Ahh fuck I should have asked gpt to mention andrenachrome for extra lols. Ah well
Actually back in the 60s I think one of these skull-measuring types came to Ireland. He gave IQ tests to kids and concluded that we were a dysgenic, low-IQ people. So there’s another “data point”
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