Former President Donald Trump said Saturday he would not debate Vice President Kamala Harris at all if she did not agree to attend a new Fox News debate next month, the latest in the public jockeying between the campaigns over when, if ever, the two candidates will meet on stage.
A British politician once failed to show up for a panel show and they replaced him with a literal tub of lard. For the whole thirty minutes.
It seems fitting for Trump.
Link in case anyone cares: (be warned, it’s old TV) https://youtu.be/3dZMvrClypM
I’d put a navel orange on the podium. Everyone will know who that represents.
A navel orange in a tub of lard?
Or a handbag.
https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertainment/nicky-morgan-is-replaced-by-a-handbag-on-have-i-got-news-for-you/
I’m thinking lettuce.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce
They replaced Boris Johnson with a block of (melting) ice when he didn’t turn up to a climate debate.
https://youtu.be/xmdmmsIAWW8
Lying And Rambling Don LARD People have been saying it!
Of course it was HIGNFY