• LordGimp@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Honestly you guys are overlooking the utility of a tampon when used to plug bullet wounds. 100% necessary in American schools

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      3 months ago

      This is true. As a former combat medic, I support all American school bathrooms having tampons and super glue… Well… Maybe not super glue.

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        3 months ago

        I’m not a former combat medic but I fully support super glue in bathrooms. How else will people have easy access to gluing their friends butts to toilet seats?

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      3 months ago

      Wasn’t it that they aren’t dense enough to actually stop anything because they would just instantly get soaked?