Nope, I expected to be dead no later than four years ago
You are. This is not real
Well then what happens if I kill myself again
Somewhat. I have to be somewhere at some stage, why not here?
Here, where is this ? who am i ? what’s now ? do i have expectations ?
Am i a bowl of petunias or a whale ?
Am i a bowl of petunias or a whale ?
The improbability of either is infinite.
existential crisis
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.
I take the Gandalf approach.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!?
No LOL.
He had wiser words to quote…
No. Glad though.
No, but what can you do when the buses are like this?
I never expected to get married (though I also didn’t really understand what marriage would be beforehand). I also thought I lost my chance at emigration, but luckily I made it. I didn’t think I’d be here, but I’m so, so glad.
I also never expected to be back in school, but that’s a necessary evil.
Yeah.
When do you ask if I expected it?
Not in my wildest dreams.
Dunno where I was going to be since I wasn’t really thinking about it. But, there are worst places to be than here so I’m not complaining.
I didn’t expect to be most places I ended up.
Probably yes, there was a time I thought no. I’ve got a solid routine so I can pretty much guess exactly where I’ll be in 5 years from now too. So, if I Still exist at that time, I can make a good guess