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Let’s not forget the first human trial of the chip is already failing…
Let’s also not forget all the dead test animals…
https://globalnews.ca/news/9328626/elon-musk-neuralink-animal-deaths-federal-probe/
The only chips I want in my head are potato chips in my mouth, screw Neuralink!
Let’s also not forget all the dead test animals
Heaps of them?
Other people and companies have built working deep brain stimulators. Like trucks, it seems to be beyond elon musk.
The first chip works better now than the day it was impanted. It’s not exactly that it’s “failing”, some of the threads got pulled out because it turns out human brain moves inside the skull more than they anticipated. However they’ve managed to make up for that with optimization so the performance today is better than it has ever been.
Your thorny insight is not making me any more comfortable with the idea. But hey, you do you…
My intention is to not make you feel more comfortable. I’m only providing more up-to-date info on what you just said.
Once you have your brain chip, you will finally understand that Elon Musk is the greatest genius of all time.
But when you try to explain this newfound knowledge to somebody else, all that comes out of your mouth is telling them to buy a brain chip.
Elon keeps picking companies that give big government grants. Space, electric vehicles, medical, infrastructure. Twitter is like the only company I don’t see getting direct government handouts.
He made his money from duping the people who give out our tax dollars.
Twitter is just the same thing Billionaires always do, get a social media platform or news company under their control to try and make them look good.
Yeah, people have said that they thought I’d love the idea of a brain implanted computer so I could do cool hacker shit or VR.
Like, noooooo that’d be like the Matrix run by the upper management suites of Boeing and Microsoft.
“Yeah we’re sorry hackers broke in and stole all your childhood memories but we couldn’t apply any security updates because the QA team had to be fired after the last one left them all barking like dogs and pissing on trees, . Don’t worry, we’ll fix it in BrainOS 9.8. You’ll need to pay for that updated but we’re now offering a choice between our premium $1500/mo subscription model or new ads-in-your-dreams model for $600/mo”
BrainOS open source drivers for linux when?
Never, and we’re going under so we’re locking everything down and closing up shop, woops.
I have no qualms getting a brain chip implanted that’s been properly tested and vetted, especially if it enables me to do cool stuff.
But I want fucking touch one that Mushk has been anywhere near
You think neuralink has not been properly tested and vetted? It’s perfectly fine not to want to have anything to do with stuff related to Musk but atleast be honest about the true reasons then. The uninformed opinions I’m reading here are solely based on emotions.
You think neuralink has not been properly tested and vetted?
Absolutely
How many more apes do you think should be sacrificed before it’s properly ready for human trials?
“The animals are still dying during the animal testing phase!”
You: “Ah well, can’t sacrifice anymore! Let’s just YOLO into human trials!”
Strawman
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I don’t agree with the premise. Being a shitty person doesn’t mean everything they do is also shitty. Musk singlehandedly popularized electric cars, he’s the first person to develop re-usable rockets thus cutting the price of transporting stuff to orbit by over a half and he’s also responsible for being the first to create a truly global satellite internet effectively for the whole world. If you can’t give him credit for any of that then you’re simply just not looking at it objectively but rather with emotionally motivated reasoning.
Anyone dumb enough to get one deserves what happens
Hahaha they are gonna offer poor people money to basically donate their brain and quite potentially their life. Hahaha
(They will then reneg on the contract)
Offer money? Who needs to do that when they have the American prison system?
Prison system? who needs that when you have millions of fanboys willing to pay for the privilege of trying the latest Musk genius-tech-definitely-not-hare-brained-bullshit™
Good point. Until Musk, I have always been happy with the idea of getting destructibly uploaded as an alternative way to end one’s life while advancing science. But Musk doesn’t do Science. He seems to mostly make business.
Shades of “Pantheon” and forcible, destructive brain scans…
If it offers more freedom than the alternative, I’d sign up. I’m thinking of massive physical and mental disabilities here.
They’re gonna require you to have one for your job.
Ok, my turn:
I want to be able to retire before I’m 70 and have some semblance of a “good” retirement.
Oh this is fun. Who’s next?
20 years ago I would have been hyped that this was a possibility. Now… Not so much
Was thinking the same thing lately.
About tech in general.
I used to be a disciple, imagining the beautiful future, spreading the hope of a better world.
Now, I kinda think old man Kaczynski was a prophet.
He went about it all wrong but he definitely had a couple observations that weren’t 100% incorrect. He was Harvard educated after all.
“I hope someday Selmers drives her fucking bus”
I’m still excited that it’s a possibility, but I don’t trust Musk with it. It’s one step closer to me becoming a brain in a jar.
seems right on brand.
he also wants millions of people to buy his terrible cars.
Can I start a conspiracy theory? The reason he wants this, is he earnestly believes in the collapse of civilisation and he wants to use this as a back up plan to ensure he has a source of compliant slaves
That’s an interesting idea.
Billionaire preppers are already exploring the question:
“How do I maintain authority over my security force after ‘the event’?” one of the men asked
Or he’s hoping to cheat death by merging the chips with starlink, creating a hivemind.
I think that’s a subset of an already existing conspiracy theory, possibly linked to “effective accelerationism”
How about implanting the sun with Elon Skum?
Takes too much energy to shoot anything into the sun. Mars is easier and there is no coming back either. Or submarines to the grave of the titanic. That is even more economic.
Cinderblocks and chains are even more economical.
he should lead by example.
…maybe he already did
Didn’t it already fuck up in the first human guinea pig? Not to mention all the dead monkeys.
Didn’t it already fuck up in the first human guinea pig?
Nope. He’s doing better than ever. Some of the threads god pulled out because it turns out that brain moves inside the skull more than they anticipated but they’ve made up for that with optimization and system updates. The performance of the first unit is better today than it has ever been. This is coming directly from Noland himself who has been quest on several podcasts.
Him first
if past me ever heard a billionaire say this, he’d probably believe it was an onion article, because it sounds too out there and complete bullshit, but now less so since I’ve actually heard of the technology.
