PLEASE INVADE ALASKA PLEASE GIVE US A REASON I WANT IT SO BAD 🥵😩
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Alaska invaded by the reds? Liberty Prime when?
If I was Russian, I’d worry less about the soldiers and more about the locals.
It’s the mosquitos you have to worry about. They’re almost as big as a housecat in Alaska.
Can confirm, my firstborn was almost taken away by them. Good thing I brought my shotgun.
Yes, they’ll definitely shoot down their planes and missiles with rifles, and stop armored vehicles with their harsh words and survival instinct.
You think Russia is hard to invade? Try Texas sized Switzerland with bears and moose.
You joke, but this exact shit happened in Ukraine during the early days of the Donetsk invasion, where dipshit Russians kept getting fucking schwacked by rural Ukrainian farmers. Also go read up on the US invasion of Vietnam and see how well that went, where a technologically superior force fought a bunch of fucking uneducated communist jungle peasants.
Lol, remember that Alaska is a very large oil producing area. You really think the US is just going to give up oil?
0.0 I think they’d give up D.C. first.
Trump would in a heartbeat for a smile and a few bucks from Putin.
“Russia sold us Alaska for 2 cents on the acre, they’re getting it back for 3. This is a very good deal for us, tremendous. It’s a tremendous, good deal”
