The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoAfter living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down14
arrow-up1413arrow-down1imageAfter living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 days agoSleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoBut you must feed!
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoYou’ve clearly never heard of vegan vampires. They only eat vegetables
minus-squareOni_eyes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoBunnicula, the scourge of vegetables everywhere
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.
But you must feed!
You’ve clearly never heard of vegan vampires.
They only eat vegetables
Bunnicula, the scourge of vegetables everywhere