A brain covered in knives does kinda seem like a sleeper S tier build
That guy with the mouth 30cm away from the face doesn’t care.
Add a giant eye and you have the zerg overmind.
A brain covered in knives does kinda seem like a sleeper S tier build
… and it was all by chance and luck
I’m sure that there are planets all over the galaxy where the same or similar creatures evolved and didn’t get wiped out but instead evolved into higher animals.
Our lineage was lucky to go on to create humans because all the other ones got wiped out in the Cambrian for some reason.
If those same creatures had survived, they would have evolved into more unique forms of life and we would have called them aliens.
Funny part is, those same creatures I suggested that might exist in alien worlds might one day run into us and look at us like some kind of weird animal that might have evolved out their own planet’s Cambrian extinction event.
“Bipedal??? WTF?”
Or simply “They’re made of MEAT?”
“They reproduce by doing what? Why? How? Wait almost a whole solar cycle? Give birth? Then they can’t take care of themselves? … How did these beings even survive this long to evolve?”
Made of Meat, a classic.
Oh man, you brought up a good YouTube memory:
“They’re made of MEAT?”
Now, that was a different story. “Talking meat? You must be joking!”
The biggest fiction (constrained by budget obviously) of shows like Star Trek is that most of the intelligent creatures we might possibly meet will look almost exactly like us. I don’t think even the people coming up with Star Wars aliens have the imagination to get it right. They still base it on what we are limited to thinking up as humans and our own likely narrow understanding of what is life and what is intelligence.
The second-biggest fiction is that it would be possible for us to coexist on one planet’s surface considering our needs when it came to gravity, atmospheric pressure and basic atmospheric composition would be very unlikely to be the same.
But that would narrow the scope of a lot of sci-fi, so I let it go.
I always liked the Hooloovoo, from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
“The Hooloovoo resemble a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.”
I always felt that humanoid aliens were also a way to get the audience to more easily emotionally connect and treat them as characters. Its hard to portray a truly alien lifeforms with alien behavior like you would find in a speculative evolution fiction art book while also giving them a human understandable emotionally driven narrative and space age tech for the plot of a story. Its easier to relate to blue cat person than to the Blob I guess is my point.
I really like the comic Humanity Lost for its better representation of alien life in its story. The author really cares about that kind of world building ad im here for it really great stuff.
The amazingly innovative 1930s science fiction author Olaf Stapledon has an invasion from Mars in his epic history of the future of humanity and its various evolutionary stages, Last and First Men. The Martians are a gaseous life form that can come together to sort of form a jellylike mass. They originally think radio signals are Earth’s dominant form of life and everything else is their livestock. That feels much more believable to me in terms of how we would relate to each other.
There is a hypothesis that an alien might actually look like a crab. Because life somehow managed to create crab-like creatures from a number of different evolutionary lines. Which shows a certain advantage that seems to be there with this specific form.
Ok but now we have taxes and seasonal depression, so, like, who really won that game?
Everyone was doing weird shit in peaceful mode, just vibing and experimenting, and then that FUCKER on the bottom right turned on PvP. Being festooned with knives is how they said “I’m tryna get these nutrients, don’t @ me.”
PRE-Cambrian my dude. The Cambrian explosion of life is associated with conventional body plans.
tbf there are some pretty weird looking creatures in the ocean even now. Like, would the giant deep sea Isopods really look that out of place next to stuff like Anomalocaris? We still have plenty of spiky worm shaped things living on the bottom of the ocean. And for the softer side of animals, would things like siphonophores really look that out of place in a lineup of Cambrian fauna, if placed there and shown to someone who wouldnt have the knowledge to recognize what they actually were?
Cambrian seems like heavens design team didnt have an established meta and were just having fun with it. Once the horse design got approved the engineering team got lazy and used it as the base for everything.
I think the technical term for animals with that horse design is Chordates
Chordata is the third-largest phylum of the animal kingdom (behind only the protostomal phyla Arthropoda and Mollusca) and is also one of the most ancient taxons.
Seems legit.
Yeah, like sea horse
Basically what my creations in Spore looked like.
God was overwhelmed with the editor and just kept hitting “randomize”.
“Why did I make the undo button a flood? They’re underwater!”
wtf Cambrian
Bunch of blood type: blue-looking mfs.
These are all immensely powerful evolutions. We got the Knifey Tortoiseshell, Cheval De Frisetipede, Sucky Long Mouth Humpback Trilobite and Sabertooth Flatworm. All the greats!
Fuck yeah anomalocaris
I didn’t see anyone make puns about it sounding like Kamala Harris. 😤
To be fair bottom right ended up an apex predator for a while
Look at human mechanical inventions from, say, 1900-1930. Same deal.
All of us had ancestors hunted by one or more of those
I wouldn’t as much as want to be in the same sea as one of these.
That kind of attitude is what got us into this mess in the first place!
