• Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    All I see is the strongest woman In the world. What are you trying to say?

    Also nice beard sir, mind giving me your great knowledge on how to care for beards Jordan?

    Edit: seriously why do I type stuff on my phone?

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      13 days ago

      Yeah, that’s why I deleted my comment. It was supposed to show with a caption that said “I highly doubt that,” but the text didn’t appear. I was trying to make a tongue-in-cheek joke that @jordanlund@lemmy.world was pretending to be Chun Li—instead it looked like I was trying to dox him and bea giant asshole.

      Anyway, it didn’t work technically; comedically; at best it was really confusing; and at worst it looked viscous, sexist, and many disgusting things that end in “phobic.” So, yeah… I deleted my horrible comment.

      The end.

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      13 days ago

      Step 1: Have your spine try to kill you in your sleep.

      Step 2: Be unable to stand up long enough to shave for 3 months.

      After that, the beard just kind of takes care of itself. :)

      Edit I find it goes in stages:

      1. Normal beard.
      2. Amish farmer.
      3. Hasidism.
      4. Homeless dude.
      5. Rasputin.

      Right around stage 3 I need to think about trimming it back. :) I did hit full Rasputin during covid, that was interesting.

      Hypothetical but as yet unexplored stages:

      1. ZZ Top
      2. Gandalf