An exploding population of hard-to-eradicate “super pigs” in Canada is threatening to spill south of the border, and northern states like Minnesota, North Dakota and Montana are taking steps to stop the invasion.
In Canada, the wild pigs roaming Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba pose a new threat. They are often crossbreeds that combine the survival skills of wild Eurasian boars with the size and high fertility of domestic swine to create a “super pig” that’s spreading out of control.
Ryan Brook, a professor at the University of Saskatchewan and one of Canada’s leading authorities on the problem, calls feral swine, “the most invasive animal on the planet” and “an ecological train wreck.”
I’d say we could use Spider-Pig to stop the Super Pigs, but you’re not supposed to mix Marvel and D.C.
EDIT: Guess you guys aren’t Simpsons fans.
The risk is that if these pigs cross with a hypothetical manbear then we would have an unstoppable being that’s half man, half bear, half pig.
You can’t be cereal
I’m super cereal, buddy.
I’m not your buddy, pal.
I’m not your pal, guy!
Spider pig
Spider pig
Does whatever a spider pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can’t, he’s a pig.
Look out!
Charlotte is happy about that.
Wilbur, not so much.