“When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”

This is somehow even sadder than “I have depicted you as the wojak”.

“I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win.”

…and then I pack up my juicer, my humidifier, my dehumidifier, and leave.

jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury

the account name, the presumption of “oh yeah my opinion is right”, the very nature of this person’s “engagement” (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it’s mcfuckingsaltman’s fault))…

I want to say “some of these people are in desperate need of a hug”, but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: “maybe if they weren’t all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug”

Ah the obvious telltale sign of AI writing, the misspelling of focuses. Gets em every time.

And now I’ve learned that focusses is a thing in places. placces. placesses.

Your significant other now knows what it’s like to date a computer, this is not a compliment.

“Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!”

“As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I’m the winner of this discussion. Once you’ve talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk.”

Sounds like he’s a lot of fun.

She’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!

How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases

self-dodging bullet

This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope

Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope

Five percent incel, fifty percent lame

And a hundred percent reason to forget his name

How to win the battle but lose the war.

Classy. It’s funny they’re trying to “reach AGI” with all this shit but they code the bots with the equivalent of Jordan Peterson’s take on how emotionality is a sickness. Well plaid (SIC).