Unfortunately, the rest of the tweet also isn’t true.
He has too much cash to die and his investors won’t allow it at this time.
He has too much
cashdebt to die and his investors won’t allow it at this timeFTFY
Debt is better than no money at all
Clearly incorrect as no one would be sad.
We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.
Edit: I love all of these already, lol
I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
Don’t do that. Don’t get my hopes up like that.
Do you find this helpful?
…yes.
The founder of nothing
He’s my favorite zombie CEO and we’re gonna ride dune buggies on mars because I said he was a cool dude on the 'net. We call it the 'net, me and Elon
Let’s pour one out in memory of our favourite frogfaced overfiend.
Is he the founder of anything?
Yes. Zip2 (as the money), SpaceX (as the money), Neuralink (as the money and the evil), the Boring Company (as the money and con ringleader)
Investigators say they found Mr. Msuk face down in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.
Bet it was auto-erotic asphyxiation.
