Don’t Trump call America a garbage can like a couple days before this guy made this joke? It seemed like just an extension of what Trump already said.

A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser’); DROP TABLE bartenders;

Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.

There should be a black Jesus, just like there is a black Santa or a black Barbie.

Most homophobes are

They know what they were doing with the bra section of their catalogues.

Honestly, this exploding pagers story has to be one of the craziest things that happened IRL. If you put this in a movie I would say it jumped the shark at that point.

Lol, when I was watching it I was thinking it was funny how many times she said thank you. I just rewatched and counted 27 thank you’s. And quite a few good evenings. The crowd wouldn’t take the hint so she had to keep saying it till the simmered down.

Specifically their own kids loving them.

Yeah, true. I still jump to Reddit to view tv show discussions, just won’t log in or comment anymore.

I guess a broken clock is right every once in a while.

The only thing Lemmy doesn’t have that Reddit does have is the immense history of quality content. This will only get better in time.

Cause Libertarians gonna libertary?

Depends on what he was addicted to. Soul caliber? Not weird. Seaman? Weird. Yes, hide the console!

Sure, until the 3rd to last episode when the writers have run out of ideas, so the character makes a big production about how he was shot at and feelings and stuff and hopefully it’ll be enough to make us care again till the finale.

There was a heavily implied “THIS TIME” at the end of that statement.

I wonder if this was leaked to make sure the other countries know. Seems like this should be a document that never gets out.

I assumed monster trucks have literally always been around. I’d like to go back in time and show him a video of a modern monster truck rally.

President can’t pardon state crimes. I’m assuming it’s be state since that is what’s referenced in the YouTube description.

Unfortunately, you’re dependent on the state/judicial system that convicted you to decide that they made a mistake, which is not always possible when they don’t want to admit to it.

I know I’m preaching to the choir, but are should be no death penalty ever.

I’m willing to bet if any country has those documents they’re not letting anybody know able it.