MMR = matchmaking ranking

Big brain theory understanders will accrue MMR from schooling noobs in the comment section, gaining a few points each time. Victors are decided by the people’s committee of rolfstomping. Clashing of big brains, e.g. on c/leftistinfighting, are “boss battles” and subject to proportional wagers of MMR. USSR war medals are awarded to the most heroic conquests by armchair theory soldiers.

Lastly, repeat offenders of “gamer moments” or “lib takes” are obligated to “rage quit” the forum.