We all know the Australian vaccine is bad. Even the WHO says it causes blood clots.

"The Australian vaccine causes blood clots
over
0.00002% chance of blood clot
"
in a statement we definitely did not edit, because we are unbiased because we said so.

Even though many people have pointed out that the chances of getting a clot from the vaccine is much lower than getting one from the virus, this is completely untrue because we said it is. If you’re really careful, you wouldn’t even get the virus right? Even if you endanger everyone around you, speaking out for freedumb and democracy will be worth it. Besides, you wouldn’t want to take the Australian vaccine would you? Exactly. So just shut up.

When it comes to vaccines, our experts know everything. Why? Because they’re right. Why are they right? because they know everything. Don’t worry if you can’t wrap your head around this— we’ll do all the thinking for you, so you can be a free thinker™.