Some say it’s karma for the Bengali Famine, but that isn’t the case.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson and his gaggle of cronies have called for a “famine ban” in order to cease the existence of food shortages.

“It is true that our nation has been experiencing shortages, and that is why we must initiate a ban on the word ‘shortage’ or ‘famine’ because you hungry wankers can’t stop buying all the fucking toilet paper”

(Toilet paper is a common British dish served mostly in Bathrooms. )

Some members of the opposition beg to differ and prefer to blame the “Jews.” Political analysts don’t understand why the Jews would be brought up in such a situation, but the oddity still remains.

The success of the Famine Ban is yet to bear fruit. Experts suggest that banning eating would help solve the problem better.