UDP: Hold my beer.
Well, the packets start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin’and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
-DDOS attacks
Didn’t make sense not to ping for fun
UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.
beer proceeds to shatter on the ground
UDP: meh
Here’s another one, catch!
Or don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill
UPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
Career prospects
Are they going to expand into Canada? That’s a much better deal than getting reemed by Telus or Rogers.
Wi-Fi protection racket has to be a new one, right?
If you’re using TCP and losing packets you should be panicking though, because something is very wrong…
True, but TCP will just resend them, you won’t lose anything but some latency. Meaning it’s something to look into, but not something to panic about.
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