• Gork@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Cum, or lady cum, into the ballot box of your chosen candidate.

      The one with the most volume of body fluids wins.

      It also makes recounts easy as you just need to reweigh the container.

      • clevercrab@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Pros:

        • Increased voter turnonout
        • Hearing your candidate won in a “white out”

        Cons:

        • Even longer lines at polling places
        • Mail-in ballots need special envelopes
        • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          If you have low volume, don’t even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch “performance” enhancing drugs.