So much money spent on these machines when they could just hire an on-site hooker
Keeping these things sanitary must be a nightmare
If they have any extras hmu
What if I need prostate stimulation?
HAL 9000: “Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave.”
Ask buddy to help
Then just cum into the jar during a prostate exam like everyone else, unless you’re too good for that 🙄
When you nut but the milking machine keeps milking
Guys, does girth similarity affect the machine’s ability to jerk off different donors?
Someone get the whiteboard…
if we had these i would donate twice a day.
Too embarrassed to crank one at the hospital, but not too embarrassed to have a machine suck you off while you stand at the row of machines with all the other donors. Urinal etiquette does apply, btw! Don’t be That Guy who goes straight for the middle BJ Bot!
We’ll you can hold hands with buddy on next machine. Helps to make itess stressful
I’d hope they’d at least be in stalls so that I can only see the feet of the dudes getting sucked off on either side of me.
If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.
Mechanical docking machine
Why is it so small though
Asians made it?
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you not cum
Ransomware: pay 5BTC or I’ll bite your dick off
My ex used to help everyone out like this too.
That’s disgusting. Where would you even buy a horrible machine like that, and how much would that terrible thing cost with shipping?
Search “banana cleaner” on Amazon
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
Just Google autoblow. You might have to add a stool or something.
Just went to their website and that shit looks like a parody of itself.
But for $220…
