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This is actually not a melon but a cat. Please don’t confuse these two things.
Your lamp shade is driving me crazy!
Something tells me Melon is involved in this anomaly.
did the cat get the cheese. dont leave me hanging
I think Melon might be saying “NEED”.
Melon is gorgeous.
The cheese tax knows no species.
The cheese tax! The cheese tax! You've got to pay the cheese tax Every time you're cooking When the cheese comes out This kitty comes looking The rules are the rules And the facts are the facts And when the cheese drawer opens You've got to pay the tax The cheese tax! The cheese tax! Hand it over quick Or things might get sh*tty I can scratch and kick I'm a really crazy kitty I'm not just asking Because I'm looking for snacks This is real important business And you've got to pay the tax The cheese tax! The cheese tax! The cheese tax! Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage! The cheese tax! The cheese tax! The cheese tax!Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.
In fairness, I want your cheese plate too
Do you have a moment to talk about Cheesus?
Melon is a good communicator.
Silly cat, cheese is for kids!
Just glad this is not a count Dankula sequel :p
“I get the cheese, or you get the claws”
Mine fidgets his paw when he is annoyed. And it doesn’t take much to get on his nerves either.
Melon yearns
