For me it is the dinner-scene in “the undiscovered country”.
SNW S01E04
Context is important on this one, but even without the rest of the episode around it I still really like it.
Spock: “The lower decks are beginning to buckle.”
Noonien-Singh, urgently: “The evacuation isn’t complete there’s still crew down there!”
Pike, with intensity: “Get them out.”
Spock: “Decks are collapsing, if we do not seal them off now loss of pressure could spread to the whole ship.”
Pike, pained resignation: “…Seal the bulkheads.”
Noonien-Singh: “Structural collapse on deck 22, we’ve lost one crew person.”
Spock, to Pike: “You made the logical choice…”
Pike, to Spock, quietly: “Why doesn’t it feel like that?”
Spock, to Pike: “For the same reason you made it: because you value life.”
Fuck I love SNW
This one from DS9: Rocks and Shoals has always stuck with me.
Sisko: And when they’ve reached this point, we’ll have them in a crossfire.
Gordon: They won’t have a chance.
Garak: That is the point. In case you’ve forgotten, we’re in a war.
O’Brien: There are rules, Garak, even in a war.
Garak: Correction. Humans have rules in war. Rules that tend to make victory a little harder to achieve, in my opinion.
Gordon: So we just shoot them down?
Neeley: They wouldn’t hesitate if the situation was reversed.
Nog: But we’re not the Jem’Hadar. It is our duty to —
Sisko: THIS ISN’T A VOTE!
(stunned, everyone turns and looks at Sisko)
Sisko: The decision’s mine. And Mister Garak is right. We are at war. Given the choice between us or them, THERE. IS. NO. CHOICE. Let’s move out.
“What does God need with a starship?”
One of my favorites is from Sisko, but I guess this one is more of a soliloquy than a dialogue,
The trouble is Earth! On Earth, there is no poverty, no crime, no war. You look out the window of Starfleet Headquarters and you see paradise. Well it’s easy to be a saint in paradise, but the Maquis do not live in paradise! Out there, in the Demilitarized Zone, all the problems haven’t been solved yet! Out there, there are no saints! Just people! Angry, scared, determined people, who are going to do whatever it takes to survive, whether it meets with Federation approval or not!
Sulu: I’ll protect you, fair maiden.
Uhura: Sorry, neither.
Haha, that’s great 😆
“Well double dumb ass on you!”
–Captain James T. Kirk
Seriously though there are so many scenes with Picard laying down some wisdom that it is difficult to pick one. I suppose I would go with:
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not failure, that is life.”
–Captain Jean Luc Picard
Some good examples here. I’d just mention a few other memorable dialogue scenes:
- all the scenes of McCoy with Spock’s Katra in ST:III, including lines like “Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?” and “Where’s the logic in offering me a ride home, you idiot? If I wanted a ride home, would I be trying to charter a space flight?”
- in Star Trek IV, the scene with Kirk and Spock in Gillian’s pickup, with Nimoy doing his best Gracie Allen impression. Also, the “No dipshit” bit in the restaurant.
“I love Italian. And so do you.” “Yes.” My favourite bit in TVH.
Nimoy was a very funny guy! Great comedy instincts! You get another tiny glimpse of it with Spock’s line “I’ve been dead before” in ST:VI. It’s almost a throwaway, and said without emotion, but it’s pretty funny!
My favourite deadpan funny line delivery of Nimoy’s is this exchange from The Wrath of Khan:
Kirk: I would not presume to debate you.
Spock: That is wise.