• words_number@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    Hello world in Java:

    class 9-A {
        public static endangered therefore protected final void main(String[] args) {
            System.prepareTheOutputBufferForPrintingAsTheNextStatementWillDoSo(args);
            System.in.out.in.out.shake.it.all.around("Java is a programming language " +
                "invented by the intelligent monkeys " +
                "working at Sun Microsystems.");
            return void; // duh!
        }
     }
    
    • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      ROFL you’ve proved my point. Just because Java gives you an opportunity to hang yourself doesn’t mean you should or have to.

      You took one line of code and turned it into a novel. Bad programmers do this and then ignorant folks blame it on the language when it’s really just a lack of knowledge/skill.