I’m literally right now looking at job prospects way out in the boonies in random states because the only “reasonably” priced houses are 2526251847352 miles from civilization and even then some of these I’ve seen are absolute fucking jokes: “tear down house, amazing potential! $150,000 please!” 70 miles from any job prospects… Go fuck yourself.
As for the Big Brains suggesting “just be a couple then.” Some of us aren’t exactly desirable and I refuse to marry someone for purely financial reasons, I want to, you know, actually love the person I marry…
So it came as no surprise when a new study by CIA Landlord recently revealed that Tinder users who specify that they own a property in their profile receive 57% more matches than those who don’t.
Handyman’s dream! Built on an easement in the 1930s on this wonderful 0.01 acre lot. Orignal lead paint included. Must wave inspection and sold as-is. Only $200,000 and it’s yours!
HOA rate: $650/month.
5 sqft.
Picture is a cardboard box in the walmart parking lot
I’m literally right now looking at job prospects way out in the boonies in random states because the only “reasonably” priced houses are 2526251847352 miles from civilization and even then some of these I’ve seen are absolute fucking jokes: “tear down house, amazing potential! $150,000 please!” 70 miles from any job prospects… Go fuck yourself.
As for the Big Brains suggesting “just be a couple then.” Some of us aren’t exactly desirable and I refuse to marry someone for purely financial reasons, I want to, you know, actually love the person I marry…
Sadly, some are:
https://www.stylist.co.uk/relationships/when-one-person-owns-a-home-and-the-other-rents-in-a-new-relationship/455971
🎶She likes me for me🎶
🎶Not because I own property🎶
🎶Or because I’m such a hottie🎶
Accepting backup offers.
Handyman’s dream! Built on an easement in the 1930s on this wonderful 0.01 acre lot. Orignal lead paint included. Must wave inspection and sold as-is. Only $200,000 and it’s yours!
HOA rate: $650/month.
5 sqft.
Picture is a cardboard box in the walmart parking lot