As police brutality skyrockets at an all-time high, investors are seeking opportunities to remain relevant and profitable in a politically shifting landscape.

The company N[REDACTED]aNuts[1] Food Corporation for example released a new line of products with victims of police brutality as their mascots. Despite massive backlash company sales reported to skyrocket by 500% due to consumers “voting with their wallets out of solidarity”.

Note 1: And yes, the redacted letters mean EXACTLY what you think.

  • relay@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Oh this is another one like the China Bad Times.

    The Onion is pretty much news though.