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The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.
Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.
What do you do?
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Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.
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Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.
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Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.
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Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.
I am bored all of these are acceptable answers…
I’ll take the d20 roll
you rolled 19 + modifiers
I’m gonna be honest, I have no idea what that means
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Tell me about your philtrum.
It… exists
Congrats! You don’t have fetal alcohol syndrome!
Wrong answer! You’re a -10/10, now you will never know my girth
That’s fine, I know my own
Party on, girth.
