“Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember that if you’re a gold, emerald or platinum member of the DOJ, you might be eligible up to a 40% discount on your next bond.”
EDIT: …and for those of you that control five justices, our “Commit Today, Pay Never” plan is available for any federal offenses that may apply.
”Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the two-tiered US Justice system…”
“Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember that if you’re a gold, emerald or platinum member of the DOJ, you might be eligible up to a 40% discount on your next bond.”
EDIT: …and for those of you that control five justices, our “Commit Today, Pay Never” plan is available for any federal offenses that may apply.
😆😂🤣
Sadly accurate