Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

@Awa I’m 40% (insert material)

Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

“first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion.”

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

“My kajigger!”

“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”

“Shut up, baby, I know it”

“Good news, everyone!”

“My manwich!”

Anytime someone asks me if I’m ok after I get a small injury I’ll say “Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage.”

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That’s it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

“No I’m… doesn’t!”

Edit: also “I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.”

My manwich!