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minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·hace 8 mesesReminds me of the time when I was younger, scrolling rotten.com and came across that picture of the dude who died in the bath, but had this thing that kept the water warm, so he just turned into a giant human stew.
minus-squareandroogee (they/she)@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·hace 8 mesesWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·hace 8 mesesThe reason I couldn’t eat stew for a decade?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-2hace 8 mesesWhat if they’re nailed to the wall?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·hace 8 mesesOk but what if they’re laying on your doorstep?
minus-squareKalkaline @leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-2hace 8 mesesMatt What do call their dog with no legs?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·hace 8 mesesHee hee it dont matter cuz he won’t come when you call him! (I really love these jokes) What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?
minus-squareJamesTBagg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·hace 8 mesesSomeone else from the old internet. I remember the post you speak of.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·hace 8 mesesOh yeah, 3000 years ago, I member too, def soup.
Reminds me of the time when I was younger, scrolling rotten.com and came across that picture of the dude who died in the bath, but had this thing that kept the water warm, so he just turned into a giant human stew.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?
The reason I couldn’t eat stew for a decade?
Bob.
What if they’re nailed to the wall?
Art
Ok but what if they’re laying on your doorstep?
Matt
What do call their dog with no legs?
Hee hee it dont matter cuz he won’t come when you call him!
(I really love these jokes)
What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?
irene?
His name!
Username checks out
Bob?
Someone else from the old internet. I remember the post you speak of.
Oh yeah, 3000 years ago, I member too, def soup.
What a classic