- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- memelas@mujico.org
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I haven’t slept with my wife in over a year and I still managed to have a baby. Apparently sperm can survive for a long time in the uterus and when this happens the baby’s skin gets darker.
Facts. The baby stays in the warm womb longer, thus darkening the skin. It’s where the term “bun in the oven” came from.
To boldly go where only one man has come before.
God dammit take my upvote
Maybe more than one… who knows
It’s called refubrished
I know it’s a joke but, what’s disturbing is that I also know there’s probably a market for them…
Jesus, people actually get off on that 🤦…
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A local resident gave police the tip that led to their big bust on Saturday. Inspectors raided a factory outside Ho Chi Minh City and caught workers packing the previously loved condoms for sale, the state-owned Tuoi Tre newspaper reported.
The factory owner claimed she bought the condoms off a man who has not yet been identified, according to reports.
Already glad I ignored hesitation and clicked.
But washing it ruins the point
Can be marketed as spermgenic instead of spermicide, to help conceive
Sloppy seconds in a bag
When did they start selling these? Seems like a bargain.
Is this real?
Lmao, no.
