We’ve saved a spike for your dome

No

You are more qualified to run the country than our current sitting dictator

He was agreeing with you, not attacking you

Too late. We’re coming for you Elon

I had this album for 20 something years before I noticed the tits

That’s a lot of words for I got banned for making bots

They literally made his private security US Marshalls

I expected my kids to figure out how to bypass my site blocks (All they had to do was change DNS), but they never did. I eventually just turned them off as they got older.

So, Morse-code but fucking and using low powered cellular signals. I get it. Brilliant

The more you guys say “Linux is the future”, the more money I make as a winadmin. Please continue 😗

Dear DOGE, prepare your anuses

He only wants them for organs

Musk doesn’t have the IQ for this

Hello, it’s me, your Canadian spy. Please let me back in.

My bad, I guess I should RTFA next time

Ah, ok. I guess that counts.

That’s not a “strong earthquake”

No, I’m positive universal monk has no friends

All of universal monk’s alts got deleted