This is not the flex you think it is.

Christianity is a hellova drug.

Barry Goldwater, 1964

"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they’re sure trying to do so, it’s going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can’t and won’t compromise. I know, I’ve tried to deal with them. The religious factions that are growing throughout our land are NOT using their religious clout with WISDOM. I’m frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must believe in ‘A,’ ‘B,’ ‘C,’ and ‘D.’ Just who do they think they are?.. I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of “conservatism.”

Axe the rich

Ah the “Last Tuesday Hypothesis”.

This show is already cooking with gas. The ending of episode 3 had some of the best dialogue I’ve ever seen in media period.

Gotta know who they can’t hit in the face with a teargas grenade.

That’s cute honey, now rendition the criminals we tell you to and stay out of our military bases.

WhAt WoUlD tHe DoNoRs ThInK

People thought the same of binary computers in their development phase.

You forgot the terrorist fist bump he shared with his wife.

They can’t cum unless it’s illegal.

What if you found another window to put ads in?

His adoring fans couldn’t get off the couch

Man Venezuela doesn’t need this shit.

I had a steel series mouse.

The build quality? Excellent.

Design quality? Great

Software? Almost seemed intentionally insultingly bad.

Imagine if they dragged Prescott Bush out of his house in the middle of the night and strung him up.

We would literally be on a different. Fucking. Planet.

Don So-old

You had to pretend your incumbent didn’t cheat and still lose.

Hope you remember how because you’ll need to do it again.