You do not need to be part of opec to sell oil. The US, UK, and Norway, just to name three, are not members.

https://www.opec.org/opec_web/en/about_us/25.htm

It’s not a social construct, it’s a legal concept

… and other fairy tales

I don’t care what your fucking fairy tale book says

That would be my reaction too. Who says “unsubscribe to” instead of “unsubscribe from”?

White isn’t a color, it’s a state of mind

I have a sex joke, but I don’t get it

Purple? Did you misspell lavender?

I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.

27 minutes of musical acts, 2 minutes of announcing the drivers’ names (you already know them)

The story I heard, and I don’t know if this is true or not, is that 100 isn’t just a human’s blood temperature, but specifically Mrs. Fahrenheit’s blood temperature.

Has Musk ever denied hiding the body of a murdered prostitute in the spacesuit that’s in the car he shot into space?

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

For the hard of reading: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe

The fact that energy stays energy doesn’t mean it’s useable energy. See: the heat death of the universe

She makes a valid point, but on the other hand, she causes funny feelies in the incels’ pantsal region.

Someone might be going in for an annual checkup, so you can’t just assume that something is wrong.

I use Lemmy almost exclusively on iPad (mini), so this doesn’t quite fill my need.

Ask them for their social security number, mother’s maiden name, favorite pet, favorite teacher, high school mascot. It should start to dawn on them