He left a hole in her heart

All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again

Over the past while, our government has essentially turned our welfare system into a parody of the US’s. This guy makes the most amazing Lego sculptures, and it’s so fucking sad he’s going through this.

Thanks very much, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this - I think I was just so frazzled by the alarms blaring my brain couldn’t think properly. I’ll be lifting up the floor for a look tomorrow!

Thanks very much, looks like tomorrow will herald my inauguration into carpet lifting!

Those silly sausages!

And when you consider that approx 47% of the population is (was) under 18, they really showed those ~5k kids!!

So Linux has been dominating the server space since before it existed? Cool!

There is a wrong way to be right about something, and this comment is a great example of that.

Um, no you don’t. I mean you can do it that way if you want I suppose, but you can just use the good ol’ decline button too (repeatedly, on various screens, with your network cable unplugged. Fuck Windows)

it won’t install the OS without making you create a Microsoft account

I’m not pro-Windows by any means, but this simply isn’t true.

TL;DR wooooooosh

Mind. Blown.

If only every country would follow suit so money doesn’t get hidden in so-called “tax havens”.

Never let facts get in the way of a good joke.

The whalers are a bit annoying though

Maybe they’re going by body mass? 1 Hamas = the weight of 10 babies, so that’s what makes it right! Logic!

If Polish President Dude gets a public holiday named after him, would it be Duda Day?

Pronounce “lever” to rhyme with “weather” - the punchline will then make sense (I don’t want to write it here in case I spoil it for someone 😀)

I guess you forgot British English exists 😆 I had to have the joke explained to me as that’s the English I was taught and had never heard the pronunciation that way before.