The fall of Ajax will be studied. They are absolutely honking.

Man Utd are as good as out of the CL, possibly Europe, after this. No way they’re winning in Turkey and Bayern will beat them at Old Trafford.

Erik ten Hag might actually go.

Football Twitter acting like Micah Richards and Jamie Carragher are the funniest thing since Richard Pryor’s stand-up has done irreparable damage to punditry.